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EGG OTISTICAL EGG DISMATIC EGGS

Breakfast Served from Sun-Up to Sun-Down.
TWO OVALS
Pure and Simple.
$8.00
TWO OVALS WITH MEAT
With Bacon, Ham or Sausage.
$10.25
DON PEDRO
Scrambled Eggs, American Cheese, Avocado, Bacon, Pico De Gallo.
$11.25
SAGE HEN
Scrambled Egg Whites, Mozzarella, Roasted Tomato, Avocado in Whole Wheat Wrap.
$11.25
EGGS BENEDICT
Roasted Tomato, Avocado in Whole Wheat Wrap.
$12.50
EL HUEVOS RANCHEROS
2 Fried, Salsa, Cheddar and Scallions, Refried Beans.
$11.75
BREAKFAST TACOS
2 Corn Tortilla with Scramble, Green Peppers, Chorizo, Tomato, Onion, Shaved Cheese with Rice and Beans.
$12.00
EL GALVESTONS
Chorizo Mix and Scrambled, Salsa with Beans and Rice. Corn Tortilla.
$12.25
SCOTTISH BENEDICT
Two Poached Ovals, Served atop an English Muffin, with Nova Lox and Hollandaise.
$15.00
CALIFORNIA BENEDICT
Avocado, Fried Green Tomato Topped with 2 Ovals-Pouched on an English Muffin Topped, with Hollandaise Sauce.
$13.00
VIVA ZAPATA
Hearty Steak, Eggs, Taties and Toasties. Oh Marlin!
$16.75

 

HERE COME THE OMELETTES, HERE COME THE OMELETTES

TEXAN
Ham, Peppers and Onions.
$11.00
OKLAHOMAN
Ham, Peppers, Onions, Tomato.
$11.50
LOUISIANAN
Brocolli and Cheddar.
$11.00
MONTANAN
Feta, Roasted Tomato.
$11.50
WYOMAN
Spinach and Goat Cheese.
$11.50
IDAHOAN
Mushrooms, Onions, American Cheese.
$11.50
OREGONIAN
Feta, Ham, Onions, Tomato.
$12.25
ARIZONAN
Mushrooms, Onions, Tomato, Cheese.
$12.25
KANZAN
Jalapeños, Jalapeños Jack, Onions, Tomato.
$11.50
ALABAMAN
Spinach, Bacon, Tomato, Cheese.
$12.00
CALIFORNIAN
Asparagus, Mushrooms, Peppers and Tomato.
$11.75
UTAHAN
3 Egg Omelette and it Gets a Name!
$8.00

 

FROM THE GRIDDLE

FLAP JACKS
$8.25
MULTI GRAIN FLAP JACKS
$8.75
MULTI GRAIN FRENCH TOASTERS
$8.75
KALIOPE KISSER
Raisin French Toastie
$8.75
AUNTIE BEAR
Flap Jacks or French Toastie Topped with 2 Eggs and Bacon.
$14.00

 

APPETIZERS

MRS. JIM BOWIE
A Platter Filled with Salsa, Cheeses, Scallion, Refried Beans, Sour Cream and our very Own Tortilla Chips.
$10.75
MR. JIM BOWIE
Her's Above with Beef Chili or Diced Chicken or Chorizo.
$12.75
GUACAMOLE & CHIPS
$9.00
OUR OWN TEX-MEX CHILI
Beef or Turkey with Chopped Onions and Sour Cream and Nacho Chips.
$9.00
BUFFALO WINGS
$9.50
CHICKEN FINGERS
$9.50
MOZZARELLA STICKS
$9.25
QUESADILLA MULTI-CHEESE
With Sour Cream, Guacamole and Salsa.
$9.50
TEAZERS - TRIPLE TINY BURGERS
Beef or Turkey with Cheddar Cheese and Special Sauce on 3 Mini Buns.
$11.25
BBQ PULL PORK TEAZERS
With Jack Cheese and Onion Marmalade on 3 Mini Buns.
$11.25
FISH TACO (2)
With Avocado, Pico De Gallo, Lettuce and Cream Sauce, Flour Tortilla.
$11.00

 

SOUPS

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
$4.95
FRENCH ONION SOUP
$6.25
SOUP OF THE DAY
Ask your Server for Today's Selection.
$5.95

 

SALADS

SALADA DE CASA
One Hungry Man's Side Salad.
$9.25
SALADA DE CESARITO
Caesar Salad.
$10.25
SALADA TACO FIESTA
Beef Chili or Chicken Chunks on a Tortilla with Beans, Lettuce, Tomato and Olives, Jalapenos, Scallions, Monty Jack, Guacamole, Sour Cream.
$15.00
SALADA COBB
Chicken, Avocado, Celery, Greens, Blue Cheese Chunks, Bacon, Eggs, Tomato, Cucumber.
$15.50
SALADA KYIOS
Grecian Salad A La Olympia.
$13.75
SALADA LA GUARDIA
Grilled Salmon on Greens, Capers, Garden Fresh Veggies, Asparagus, Olives, Vinaigrette.
$15.50
SALADA SHRIMPSIE
Shrimp, Avocado, Mango and Dry Cranberries Atop Organic Greens.
$16.00
SILVER SPURS
Organic Greens with Goat Cheese, Orange Segments, Walnuts, Dry Cranberries, Strawberry, Served with House Vinaigrette.
$11.75
FARMERS MARKET CHOPPED SALAD
Organic Greens, Corn, Asparagus, Tomato, Carrots, Red Peppers, Cucumber and Scallions.
$11.25
SALADA BOWL
Chicken and Shrimp, Rice, Beans, Pico De Gallo, Guacamole, Sour Cream, Shaved Cheese atop Lettuce.
$16.75
SALADA CARNE ASADA
Mixed Greens, Sliced Steak, Fresh Mozzarella, Corn, Roasted Peppers, Plum Tomato, Bermuda Onion, and a Tangy Sesame Ginger Dressing.
$17.00
SALADA CHICKSIE
Fried Chicken Strips, Romaine Lettuce, Crumbled Blue Cheese, Apple Bacon, Plum Tomato, Cucumber, Carrot and Blue Cheese Dressing.
$15.75
SALADA ARI
Quinoa, Roasted Vegetables, Alongside a Bed of Baby Spinach with Feta Cheese, Sliced Mushroom, Plum Tomato, Asparagus, Raspberry Vinaigrette.
$14.00
SEASONAL FRUIT PLATE
Small
$5.50
SEASONAL FRUIT PLATE
Large
$9.00

 

COLOSSAL BURGERS

What you Came for, The World’s Number One Hamburger! These Cooked to Order 10 Oz. Burgers are 100% Pure Fresh Free Range USDA Choice Beef! Grounded with Our Own Famous Butcher and Delivered Daily. Hey Partner - There’s no Trans-Fat in our Frying Oil. Ask for our Junior Sized Beef, Turkey, Bison, Veggie Burgers for .75 Cents Less!
OLD FASHIONED COLOSSAL BURGER
$9.25
CHEESE BURGER
Choice of American, Cheddar, Swiss, Monty Jack, Muenster, Mozzarella or Pepper Jack Cheese.
$10.25
ALAMO
Jalapeno Peppers, Cheddar, Spicy Hot.
$10.75
STAGE COACH
Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Onions, Green Peppers.
$12.25
BUNKHOUSE
Ham, American Cheese, Sauteed Onions.
$12.50
DE SENATOR
Big English Muffin with Avocado, Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato.
$13.25
CORAL
American Mushroom and Fried Onions.
$11.75
EL CRAZY HORSE
Con Chorizo, Jalapeno Jack and Pico De Gallo.
$12.25
APALOOSA
American, Bacon, Ham, Mushrooms, Onions.
$14.00
CONESTOGA
BBQ Sauce, Jalapeno Jack and Bacon.
$11.75
RIATA
Topped with Cheddar Cheese and Chili.
$12.75
WESTERN
Monterey Jack, Apple Bacon, Guacamole.
$12.75
RANCHO
Roasted Peppers, Fresh Mozzarella, Caramelized Onions Pesto Mayo.
$12.75
HAWAIIAN
Grilled Pineapple, Canadian Bacon, Red Onion, Swiss Cheese.
$13.50

 

OUR SPECIAL GRILLED HOT DOGS ON A BUN

GRILLED HOT DOG ON A BUN
$4.95
GRILLED HOT DOG WITH SPECIAL CHEESE
$6.00
GRILLED HOT DOG WITH HOUSE CHILI & CHEESE
$7.00

 

HOT PRESSED PANINI --- OUCH!

EL LEFTY
Fresh Mozzarella, Tomato, Basil on Ciabatta Roasted Pepper.
$10.25
EL CAMPO
Smoked Turkey, Swiss, Caramelized Onions, Tomato, Pesto on Ciabatta.
$10.75
BELLE STAR
Fresh Turkey, Monterey, Guacamole, Roasted Tomato on our Hand-Made Panini Bread.
$11.50
MARKELLE REINE
Grilled Zucchini, Roasted Peppers, Mushrooms, Baby Spinach, Tomato and Fresh Mozzarella on Ciabatta.
$10.75
EL CUBAN REUBEN
Roast Pork, Swiss, Braised Red Cabbage and Mustard on Ciabatta.
$10.75
UNCLE MOMO
Grilled Chicken, Fresh Mozzarella, Roasted, peppers, Tomato, Pesto Mayo on our Hand-Made Panini Bread.
$11.50
DESPINA
Prosciutto, Roasted Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella, Basil on Ciabatta.
$12.75
YIOTI
Roast Beef, Onion Marmalade, Chipotle Mayo, Cheddar on our Hand-Made Panini Bread.
$11.25
FLAT IRON CUBAN
Smoked Turkey, Swiss, Turkey Bacon, Tomato Special Sauce on our Hand-Made Panini Bread.
$10.75
BIG ANDY
Sliced Skirt Steak, Cheddar, Avocado, Caramelized Onions Spicy Mayo on Ciabatta.
$11.75
CAMPFIRE
Grilled Chicken, BBQ Sauce, Jalapenos, Grilled Onions, Monterey Jack, on Ciabatta.
$11.25
THE MELT
TUna, Cheddar and Swiss Coleslaw Sliced Pickle on Ciabatta Hand Made Bread.
$10.75

 

GOURMET SANDWICHES

Add Fries or Greens or $3.00 or More.
LOVE AT STEAK
Open Face Prime Strips, Sauteed Onions and Cheese on Hero.
$14.75
PHILLY PHIL
Roasted Beef, Cheddar, Green Peppers, Onions Served on a Hand Made Bread.
$11.75
STRUTTERS
Smoked Turkey Club, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato.
$11.50
DANGEROUS DAN
Grilled Chicken, Mozzarella, Tomato Sauce, Spinach on Porluguese Roll or Pita.
$11.00
BIG CHIC
BBQ Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Monty Jack on Portugese Roll or Pita.
$11.00
ITALIANO
Chicken Parmesan, Mozzarella and Marinara Sauce Served on a Hand Made Bread.
$11.50
WINCHESTER
Grilled Chicken, Peppers, Onions, Mozzarella, Guacamole on Hero.
$11.75
BUFFALO CHICKEN STRIPS
Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing, Julienne Carrots and Celery on Portuguese Roll.
$11.25
LEO
Meatloaf, Mash Potato, Cheddar and Gravy on a Hero.
$11.75
THE CLUB
Grilled Chicken, Avocado, Tomato, Prosciutto, Lettuce, Monterey, Pesto Mayo.
$12.50

 

WRAPPED UP

CHRISANTHE
Grilled Chicken, Goat Cheese, Baby Spinach, Raisins Walnuts in Wrap Raspberry Vinaigrette Dressing.
$11.50
NICKO
Avocado, Shredded Lettuce, Tomato, Swiss Herbal Sauce, Spinach Wrap.
$9.50
FATHANDS HARRY
Shrimp, Roasted Red Pepper, Corn, Tomato, Lettuce, Shrimp, Herbal Sauce, Spinach Wrap.
$11.50
VEGGIE
Goat Cheese, Roasted Tomato, Fresh Spinach and Olives in Whole Wheat Wrap Pressed Balsamic and Oil.
$10.75
ABLT WRAP
Apple Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato and Avocado, Spicy Mayo.
$10.25
ANNIE OAKLEY
Smoked Turkey, Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato, Swiss, Herbal Sauce in Spinach Wrap.
$11.00
COBB
Grilled Chicken, Avocado, Bacon, Blue Cheese, Lettuce.
$11.00
CAJUN
Grilled Cajun Chicken, Pepper Jack Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Ranch Dressing.
$11.00

 

BURRITOS

With Rice Beans Salsa and Sour Cream.
GRILLED CHICKEN BURRITO
$11.25
CARNITAS BURRITO
$11.25
GRILLED SKIRT STEAK
$12.50

 

AND THEN THERE IS...

BACON, LETTUCE & TOMATO
$8.00
GRILLED CHEESE AMERICAN
Swiss or Cheddar Cheese.
$6.25
GRILLED CHEESE WITH BACON
$7.75
GRILLED CHEESE WITH HAM
$7.75
EGG SALAD
$6.75
CHICKEN SALAD
$8.25
TUNA SALAD
$8.25
GRILLED CHEESE WITH TOMATO
With Bacon or Ham.
$8.50
BACON & EGG
$5.75
BACON & WESTERN
$5.75
TURKEY
Fresh or Smoked.
$9.00
LOX BOX & BAGEL
With a Smear and the Works.
$13.25
2 EGGS
$5.25
AVOCADO
$4.50

 

GREAT SIDE DISHES

HOUSE FRENCHIES
$5.00
HOUSE FRENCHIES WITH CHEESE
$6.25
HOUSE FRENCHIES WITH CAJUN SPICE
$5.25
HOUSE FRENCHIES WITH CHILI & CHEESE
$7.50
SWEET POTATO FRIES
$5.75
BAKED SWEET POTATO PATATO
$5.75
HOUSE MADE MASHED TATIES
$4.50
BAKED POTATO
$4.50
BAKED POTATO WITH CHEESE
$7.00
BAKED POTATO WITH BROCCOLI
$7.00
BAKED POTATO WITH BACON
$7.00
WAFFLE FRIES
$5.75
ONION RINGLETS
$5.75
ONION RINGLETS & FRENCH FRENCHIES COMBO
$6.50
SIDE OF MAC & CHEESE
$5.75
HOUSE MADE SLAW
$4.20
COTTAGE CHEESE
$4.20
GUACAMOLE EL CASA
$5.50
BLACK BEANS
$4.25
RICE & BEANS
$5.50
VEGGIES O' DE DAY
$4.75

 

PASTA STATION

MAC & CHEESE
$10.00
MAC & CHEESE WITH BACON & CHICKEN
$12.00
MAC & CHEESE WITH TEXAS CHILI
$12.00
PENNE ALA VODKA
$13.00
LINGUINI MARINARA
$13.00
LINGUINI MARINARA WITH CHICKEN PARMESAN
$18.00
GARDEN STYLE
Penne Zucchini, Asparagus, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Broccoli, Scallions, Olive Oil.
$17.25

 

FANCY VITTLES

PRIME ANGUS STRIP STEAK
Thick-Cut and Broiled to Taste, Tasties and Veggies.
$25.95
ANGUS STEAK ROUMANIA
Broiled to Taste and Veggies.
$23.95
SIRLOIN CHOPPED STEAK
Topped with Blue Cheese, Caramelized Onions, baked Sweet Potato and Veggies.
$20.50
12OZ. STERLING RIBEYE STEAK
Served with Famous Herb Fries and Mixed Greens.
$21.50
JORGE'S MEATLOAF
Homemade in Gravy, Mashed Taties, Veggies.
$16.50
PORK CHOP (2)
With Applesauce, Mashed Taties and Veggies.
$20.50
SALMON FILET
Grilled, Lightly Seasoned, Baked Taties, Veggies.
$20.50
OPEN FACE FRESH TURKEY SANDWICH
Gravy, Mashed, Cranberry.
$15.00
FRYIN FRIERS
Fried Chicken, Regular or BBQ, Cole Slaw, Tasties and Jalapeno Corn Bread.
$15.50
FAJITA FIESTA
Chicken, Steak or Shrimp, Pepper, Onions, Cheese, Sour Cream, Guacamole, Salsa as Tortilla Fixins.
$17.50
POLLO ESCONDIDO
Sauteed Chicken Breast with Lemon Sauce, Quinoa, Spinach.
$17.50
FISH & CHIPS
Frenchies, Malt Vinegar and Cole Slaw.
$15.00
CHICKEN FINGERS
Frenchies and Cole Slaw.
$14.50

 

DRINKS & DESSERTS

REGULAR OR DECAF OR TEA
$2.25
CAPPUCCINO
$4.50
LATTE
$4.75
ESPRESSO
$3.25
MOCHACCINO
$4.75
MACCHIATO
$3.50
CAFE ‘OLE
$3.75
HERBAL TEA
$2.75
GREEN TEA
$2.75
FRESH LEMONADE
$3.00
FRESH LEMONADE WITH STRAWBERRY
$4.25
FRESH CARROT JUICE
Small
$4.25
FRESH CARROT JUICE
Large
$5.00
COW JUICE
$2.50
HOT CHOCOLATE WITH WHIPPED CREAM
$2.95
SODA POP
$2.75
FRUIT JUICE
Small
Choice of: Apple, Cranberry, Grapefruit or Tomato.
$3.00
FRUIT JUICE
Large
Choice of: Apple, Cranberry, Grapefruit or Tomato.
$4.00
FRESH SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE
Small
$3.95
FRESH SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE
Large
$4.75
EGG CREAM
$3.50
ICE-CREAM SODA
$5.25
MILK SHAKES
Nice & Thick
$6.25
MILK SHAKES
Malted Nice & Thick
$7.00

 

SMOOTHIES

No Lumps - No Kiddin!
ANY 3 FRUIT SMOOTHIE
$6.25

 

THIRST QUENCHERS

WATER FROM A BOTTLE
$2.25
SNAPPLE
$2.75
SARATOGA WATER
Small
$3.50
SARATOGA WATER
Large
$5.50

 

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